Data corrupted?
Oh man, I forgot to save
Been playing this game for 36 hours straight
Grinding and raiding
Collecting for hours
For what?
All this XP I’ll never recover

Are you afraid of the polygon unicorn?
A challenger Approaches
He’s wielding a shotgun

Take this as confirmation
Half Life 3, 2017

If you’re getting game overs I feel bad for you son
I’ve got 99 lives but I only need 1

Gordon Freeman is a monster with a crowbar
but that’s not enough to save Black Mesa
SpongeBob games are kind of fun
if you get really drunk
and jump behind the wheel of a boat

Been here before I guess I’ll go again
These lines might be stolen
No, they’re my words after all
I’m just screaming the wrong song

WHAT?!?!

Goombas all around me
Eating all of the mushrooms
Genocide commencing
(Poor Toadstool)

Betty Botter bought
A bit o’ bitter butter
(But it was too bitter)

Respawning time feels infinite
Ethernet cable unplugged

Who’s song is this?
How did I end up here?

My boy Micah loves newspapers
Screams about it when he’s on stage

This is getting out of hand now

Mario’s the kind of guy that
Mommy told me not to play with

Have you ever put butter on a pop tart?
It’s so frickin good

*gags*

(Well done. Here come the test results. You are a horrible person. That's what it says, a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that. Science has now validated your birth mothers decision to abandon you on a door step.)