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Ballad O' Bowser (Ft. Mitch Ryan)

from Brain Matter Split by She Wants The D-Pad

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A track that I wrote for an upcoming comp album.

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I gave her just one rule for her upcoming bash:
Do what you want but don't invite that dirty mustache
But i already know that this party will be - crashed

He shows up every time, and i take her away
Maybe he'll get the (goddamn) hint one day
I wonder what goes on in that greasy head of his
Half the time i don't think he knows where he is

Says turtles are demons, smashes his head on bricks
Stomps on what he calls goombas- piles of dog shit
He- hasn't- got a fuckin clue

Says he's a plumber but is never seen round town
All his money is coins that he found on the ground
He spends it all on shrooms, to feel like a big man
So i keep her as far away as i can
I keep her far away!

He always wears those dirty overalls
His odor brings to mind sasquatch balls
I've never seen him without that gaudy hat
And how the hell does a druggie stay so fat?

I hate that mario
Wish he'd go away, but no

He shows up every time, and i take her away
Maybe he'll get the (goddamn) hint one day
I wonder what goes on in that greasy head of his
Half the time i don't think he knows where he is

He sees me as a monster- a big bad guy to slaughter
I don't care what he says- i must protect my daughter
I'll fight untill the end of time has passed
To keep her away from that goddamn mustache

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from Brain Matter Split, track released September 6, 2015
Chase Fincher (SWTDP) - Music
John Nelson (Unicorn Hole) - Lyrics
Mitch Ryan - Vocals

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Founded by Chase Fincher. Pulling influences from Nintendocore to bring a combination of Death Metal and Chiptune.

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